Title: Thirty, Flirty and Fun
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Zach/Chris
Rating: NC-17 eventually
Summary: 13 Going on 30/Pinto fusion
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot. This never happened and I'm not implying it did. For funsies.

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Title: I'm Your Density
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Rating: PG-13
Universe: Earth-199999/Earth-121698 crossover (Avengers and Fantastic Four movieverse)
Summary: Steve learned in the past few months that if you were a superhero in New York and knew about Reed Richards there was a good chance that you’d be involved with time travel.
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.
Author Notes: Just something silly I ended up writing. Goes with this horrible manip I made.

( Is that me? Is that me from the future? )

Title: Bed Intruder
Author/Artist: stfu_pwentzz
Summary: While getting ready for a date with Steve a man in a Spiderman costume, who is a little too interested in bringing up Cap, barges in and proceeds to have their way with Tony.
Universe: 616
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ( warnings )
Beta: satiremysong
( Not that he didn’t like his anonymous sex anymore but his bed partners tried not to threaten him. Well, generally. Okay occassionally but still not the point.  )

Well for one I do miss the boys but I also miss everybody in fandom.

I miss my friends ;_;

lol like anyone from fandom even reads my lj anymore :|

Title: The Devil's Dues
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Dean/Lucifer
Rating: R
Summary: Dean offers himself up to Lucifer if Lucifer promises to destroy Castiel.
Warnings: off-screen character death
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot. This never happened and I'm not implying it did. For funsies.

No one murder me if in the near future you see a Dean/Lucifer fic and Cas is dead, okay? Okay.

The Prayer of the Angel of Leap Year | Queer as Folk/Supernatural crossover | Brian/Justin Dean/Castiel | Crack | PG-13

He knew exactly which angel was bitching. It was fucking Castiel—angel of some fucking day of the week: he couldn’t really keep track of these things. Angel of Leap Year for all he could care; which he doesn’t. He only cares right now because he is interrupting his blowjob.

( In which the face of God really IS Brian Kinney but for blasphemous reasons and Justin ships Dean/Castiel )

Title: Skin Tight Jeans
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I'mma get your heart racing In my skin-tight jeans Be your teenage dream tonight Let you put your hands on me In my skin-tight jeans
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.
Notes/Warning: De-aged fic with younger Zach and present day Chris. Crack, obviously. Frottage. Based on this prompt on the rpf kink meme.

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Title: Not Exactly Wish Fulfilment
Author: stfu_pwentzz
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In an angel ruled society Dean Winchester hated angels. Naturally he fell for one. Aladdin AU
Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction. I don’t own any of the characters just the plot.

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